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09-17-2009, 09:52 PM
Thought I would share some entertaining photography quotes with you all.....

If you saw a man drowning and you could either save him or photograph the event...what kind of film would you use? - Anonymous

A definition of a professional photographer: A "pro" NEVER shows anybody the mistakes. - Anonymous

If an old man asks a young girl for a date...
That's his business.
If the young girl accepts...
That's her business.
If the old man and the girl decide to marry...
That's their business.
However, if they want great wedding photographs...
THAT'S MY BUSINESS!!! - Anonymous - - sign on studio wall

People say photographs don't lie, mine do. - David LaChapelle - Collector's edition of Life, the Eisie Issue, spring 1998 , Page: 137

The quickest way to make money at photography is to sell your camera. - Anonymous

Mad Aussie
09-17-2009, 11:51 PM

09-18-2009, 09:42 AM
Very funny! Thanks

09-18-2009, 04:19 PM
Here's one from my dad

"get that camera away from me, picture shmickture"