crystalb
02-01-2010, 11:51 AM
Ok this is to be taken light heartedly! I'm sure there are some American women,(or ANY women for that matter) that would have to same response as the Canadian in this joke, I just found it soooo true about Canadian women.....:thumbup:
THE DIFFERENCE IF YOU MARRY A CANADIAN GIRL
The first man married a woman from North Carolina. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning.. It took a couple of days, but on
the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
The second man married a woman from South Carolina. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first
day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there
was a huge dinner on the table.
The third man married a girl from CANADA. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the
table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling
had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the
dishwasher.
He still has some difficulty when he pees.
:laughing::laughing::laughing:
THE DIFFERENCE IF YOU MARRY A CANADIAN GIRL
The first man married a woman from North Carolina. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning.. It took a couple of days, but on
the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
The second man married a woman from South Carolina. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first
day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there
was a huge dinner on the table.
The third man married a girl from CANADA. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the
table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling
had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the
dishwasher.
He still has some difficulty when he pees.
:laughing::laughing::laughing: