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Lovin
04-14-2009, 08:42 PM
The Man Rules- -----------------

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down

Finally , the guys' side of the story



We always hear

'the rules'
From the female side

Now here are the rules from the male side




These are our rules!

Please note... they are all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE!







1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up,
put it down. We need it up, you need it down.. You don't hear us
complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports; it's like the full moon or the changing of the
tides. Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail, and witchcraft.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one! Subtle
hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not
work! Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In
fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways
makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it
done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it
yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have NO idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like
nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the
hassle..


1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an
answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is
fine... Really!

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to
discuss such topics as baseball or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know I have to sleep on the
couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's
like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.

Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh.

Mad Aussie
04-15-2009, 01:41 AM
An oldie but a goody.

Lovin
04-15-2009, 02:04 AM
Indeed :)

Greg_Nuspel
04-15-2009, 08:25 AM
But I think the ladies have a rule:
Your rules don't count.
:evil2:

Marko
04-15-2009, 11:04 AM
wow I must have missed that oldie - funny tho!