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    The Man Rules- -----------------

    At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down

    Finally , the guys' side of the story



    We always hear

    'the rules'
    From the female side

    Now here are the rules from the male side




    These are our rules!

    Please note... they are all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE!







    1. Men are NOT mind readers.

    1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up,
    put it down. We need it up, you need it down.. You don't hear us
    complaining about you leaving it down.

    1. Sunday sports; it's like the full moon or the changing of the
    tides. Let it be.

    1. Crying is blackmail, and witchcraft.

    1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one! Subtle
    hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not
    work! Just say it!

    1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
    question.

    1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
    That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

    1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In
    fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

    1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

    1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways
    makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

    1. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it
    done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it
    yourself.

    1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

    1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

    1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
    Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
    We have NO idea what mauve is.

    1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

    1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like
    nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the
    hassle..


    1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an
    answer you don't want to hear.

    1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is
    fine... Really!

    1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to
    discuss such topics as baseball or golf.

    1. You have enough clothes.

    1. You have too many shoes.

    1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

    1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know I have to sleep on the
    couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's
    like camping.

    Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.

    Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh.

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    An oldie but a goody.

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    Indeed

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    But I think the ladies have a rule:
    Your rules don't count.
    --Greg Nuspel

    I've been sucked into the void of video!!!!!!!

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    wow I must have missed that oldie - funny tho!
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