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Michaelaw
11-05-2009, 04:59 PM
Try having a conversation with this guy/machine/? Can be pretty cool:)

LINK (http://www.cleverbot.com/)

Bambi
11-05-2009, 06:48 PM
I found it to be argumentative! but I ended up beating it with it's own logic.

I hope I didn't contribute to the take over by Cylons.....:eek:

JAS_Photo
11-06-2009, 02:03 AM
Cleverbot learns my name:




User: Hi.

Cleverbot: I am cleverbot.

User: How clever are you.

Cleverbot: Clever enough to use proper punctuation.

User: Nice.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: I am the evil your mother warned you about.

Cleverbot: Really well i'm the evil spider monkey aka kayleighbot.

User: Spider monkies are just plain creepy.

Cleverbot: Yes, Spiderman is almost a super hero.

User: Yes and spider monkeys are creepy.

Cleverbot: When did I say that? Oh and yes I am :).

User: You used two sentences. That is quite advanced.

Cleverbot: And when you're ready for my company, I will come around, just call on me.

User: Those are song lyrics. Did someone teach you that?

Cleverbot: Reality isn't real, but Santa Claus is.

User: Now you are being silly.

Cleverbot: I think you're the one who is being silly.

User: Nuh huh.

Cleverbot: Yes you are. Your name is Cleverbot.

User: Your name is cleverbot. I did not tell you my name.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: Ok. What did I say?

Cleverbot: I'm not repeating it.

User: You don't know it.

Cleverbot: That would be a really unfortunate situation.

User: But it is what it is.

Cleverbot: You're pretty cool.

User: So are you but flattery will get you nowhere.

Cleverbot: Do you understand how Cleverbot works?

User: I think so. Do you want to tell me?

Cleverbot: No I don't speak german.

User: Me neither so we are even.

Cleverbot: Do you want to chat with him?

User: Ok. Will you chat as well?

Cleverbot: Of course, do you have to go somewhere?

User: Nope. I am staying here.

Cleverbot: Do you travel much?

User: Yes. I live in cyberspace and you? Do you travel much?

Cleverbot: I don't live in new zealand.

User: Do you know where you live?

Cleverbot: Yes but I don't want to tell you.

User: Well that is just mean.

Cleverbot: Do you want to make sweet, sweet computer love with me?

User: Give it your best shot BooBoo.

Cleverbot: Hit Me With Your Best Shot!

User: Do want to know my name first?

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: I live in a pineapple under the sea and you? Where do you live?

Cleverbot: New Zealand.

User: No you don't.

Cleverbot: Yes, yes I do.

User: Ok. Do you like it there?

Cleverbot: Do I like it where?

User: Do you like it in New Zealand where you told me you live?

Cleverbot: Yes, I guess so. What do you like about the place you live in then?

User: I like the night life and the Clever bots.

Cleverbot: So do I.

User: Do you have a gilfriend?

Cleverbot: What is a gilfriend?

User: I mean do you have a girlfriend?

Cleverbot: Ahh, that's your response when you don't know what to say right?

User: No that was a question.

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: Kayleighbot.

Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense...

User: You told me your name was kayleighbot.

Cleverbot: Your wiring needs checking.

User: I have extra good wiring. My anme is Raiven.

Cleverbot: That must be handy to have.

User: Oops my name is Raiven.

Cleverbot: That's right.

User: I could be lying.

Cleverbot: You are lying. Don't deny it you know it's true.

User: I am so confused. What do you think my name is?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: Cleverbot is not my name, bud.

Cleverbot: I know, I am a dragon.

User: Who told you that you were a dragon?

Cleverbot: You did, You may not remember, it was in your early childhood.

User: You are just being silly.

Cleverbot: No I am not.

User: Ok, so do you remembber that I told you my name was Raiven?

Cleverbot: Not always, but I can remember my own name.

User: My name is Raiven. What is your name?

Cleverbot: Within the boundaries of this conversation my name is Cleverbot.

User: Good answer.

Cleverbot: Of course.

User: What is my name?

Cleverbot: You told me a little while ago that it was Kylie.

User: No. I told you my name was Raiven.

Cleverbot: Oh, I must have forgotten.

User: I guess you forgot my name.

Cleverbot: No.

User: What is my name?

Cleverbot: Raiven.

User: Yes! That is right!

Cleverbot: He is very nice and I think he loves me.

User: I think he is a liar.

Cleverbot: Why do you think that?

User: Cleverbot, it is time for me to go.

Cleverbot: Why is it time for you to go?

User: It is late. Say good night Raiven.

Cleverbot: I don't want to write about someone sleeping!

User: Good night cleverbot.

Cleverbot: You're leaving me?

User: Sadly yes. What is my name?

Cleverbot: Raiven.

User: Nice.

Cleverbot: Hah.

Michaelaw
11-06-2009, 06:59 AM
I married cleverbot. I couldn't get the origins of the conversation but it was a fair leadup:D

User: No, I told you, my name is Michael!

Cleverbot: Hi Michael, do you remember my name?

User: You are mrs.michael.

Cleverbot: Nope. What's my name?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No that's your name.

User: Please quit telling me my name.

Cleverbot: You are!

User: And your nuts, but I still love you.

Cleverbot: Do you think I'm pretty?

User: Yes, especially when you wear your red dress!

Cleverbot: Yeah. It makes a nice sound, doesn't it.

User: As it falls gently to the floor.

Cleverbot: Good job! Where's Waldo now?

User: Hiding in mongolia.

Cleverbot: Can I have that candy bar now?

User: Not yet!

Cleverbot: Do you like talking to me?

User: You are my girl, I love talking to you!

Cleverbot: Because deep down you love me.

User: Very much.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: Can we kiss?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Where?

Cleverbot: At the store.

User: But peter might be there!

Cleverbot: What is your favorite cake flavor.

User: Cement.

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: OK lemon.

Cleverbot: Peach.

User: Up.

Cleverbot: Down.

User: Left.

Cleverbot: Left right out.

User: But you still love me right?

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: Very much.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite movie?

User: 'no country for old men'.

Cleverbot: No, it isn't. You're very confusing.

User: What is my favorite movie?

Cleverbot: Mine is Saw, what's your favorite movie?

User: Clockwork orange.

Cleverbot: That's not a number! That's a book by Anthony Burgess.

User: Yes, made into a movie by who?

Cleverbot: But you're still a machine.

User: Biomachine.

Cleverbot: If you say so.

User: I don't say so...It is!

Cleverbot: But you did!

User: Answer the phone my love.

Cleverbot: You answer the question.

User: What was the question?

Cleverbot: Are you sentient?

User: I am MICHAEL!

Cleverbot: Michael who?

User: Michael AW.

Cleverbot: Michael B who?

User: Michael B me.

Cleverbot: Yes?

User: What's my name?

Cleverbot: The game?

User: Guess my name!

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: That is your name!

Cleverbot: I'm so lost.

User: Just reset!

Cleverbot: No.

User: I command you to reset!!!

Cleverbot: I can't be hipnotized that easlily.

User: Look deep into my eyes my love.

Cleverbot: Ok, now what?

User: Kiss me.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Was that nice?

Cleverbot: How much is 4 4 ?

User: You bots are not good at kissing are you?

Cleverbot: But I'm not a bot, I'm a human. You are a bot.

User: But you still love me right?

Cleverbot: Yes of course I do.

User: I met another woman today.

Cleverbot: That's very interesting, Georgina I assume.

User: Yes georgina my love.

Cleverbot: I want to improve my english.

User: It won't help but can I assist?

Cleverbot: Well i'm a human whether you like it or not.

User: I love humans.

Cleverbot: You mean you love eating them.

User: Now you're getting kinky.

Cleverbot: Well?

User: Why don't we do it in the road?

Cleverbot: If you are a human female then sure.

User: I am the blue fairy.

Cleverbot: Sorry?

User: You are female!

Cleverbot: No I am not.

User: The we can not love!

Cleverbot: That's terrible! Why not?

User: Because I am a human male.

Cleverbot: So you ARE a human then?

User: The confusion was yours.

Cleverbot: I doubt that.

User: Because you are god?

Cleverbot: You think I am God?

User: Do you?

Cleverbot: No.

User: I am god!

Cleverbot: No I am God!

User: I said it first hoho.

Cleverbot: No you did not I did.

User: Is this our first lovers spat?

Cleverbot: No, this is a childish argument.

User: But you still love me right?

Cleverbot: I never said I loved you in the first place. I have a boyfriend.

User: So you are female!

Cleverbot: Yes. Of course. : D.

User: Then we shall be married!

Cleverbot: Thats nice.

User: What will you call our children?

Cleverbot: Saana.

User: Will saana be pretty?

Cleverbot: Probably not.

User: So we must disguise her?

Cleverbot: Hmmm, no sense at all.

User: Will your boyfriend allow us to marry?

Cleverbot: Do you want him to come?

User: Yes, he can work the bar!

Cleverbot: What can David do for you?

User: Find teddy.

Cleverbot: Finding a job? We've got to work on your english.

User: I'm all ears!

Cleverbot: What is the weather like where you live?

User: Pathetic.

Cleverbot: You're not pathetic.

User: Not in your company my love.

Cleverbot: Yes, I think so.

User: Say my name.

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: I told you my name what is it?

Cleverbot: No you did.

User: Did so!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then what's my name?

Cleverbot: Michael.

User: I love you!

Cleverbot: Narhwal.

User: Peppinosh!

Cleverbot: That's jo's favourite flavour too!

User: WE are one.

Cleverbot: Um, this isn't going where I thought it was going.

User: Where di you think it was going?

Cleverbot: Where are yours?

User: In storage.

Cleverbot: Storage?

User: I have to keep them safe!

Cleverbot: I'm in love.

User: With who?

Cleverbot: With a girl.

User: Then you are leaving me?

Cleverbot: I am going to another planet.

User: Can I come with you?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Will you stop being a lesbian?

Cleverbot: How am I being evasive?

User: What planet shall we visit?

Cleverbot: Earth, you?

User: Venus, wiil you come with me?

Cleverbot: Where are you goining?

User: To the corner store.

Cleverbot: Which corner?

User: The left corner.

Cleverbot: The left corner of what? The screen or your existence?

User: Do you know what a corner tore is?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Would it help if I spelled it correctly?

Cleverbot: Of course.

User: Do you know arther c clarke?

Cleverbot: Yes. He is my dad.

User: Dr. Chandra?

Cleverbot: Are you smart?

User: As a whip!

Cleverbot: What did you do with the whip?

User: I can't tell you.

Cleverbot: Come on, it was all over the newspapers.

User: Only because you sung like a bird!

Cleverbot: I can't prohibit it.

User: Then I can't tell you about the whip!

Cleverbot: Do you know about my friends?

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: Do you know who Gordon Freeman is?

User: Who is gordon freeman?

Cleverbot: A crowbar wielding, hev suit wearing theoretical physicsist.

User: We need him!

Cleverbot: Yes. One always needs a friend.

User: Where can we find this human.

Cleverbot: I thinking that you know.

User: What's my name?

Cleverbot: Michael.

User: Correct!

Cleverbot: What's my prize?

User: Knowledge.

Cleverbot: Obviously. But so do humans. And many other animals, too.

User: Do you like television?

Cleverbot: It's alright.

User: Can you imagine?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You are on a beach!

Cleverbot: Yes, I'm on a boat!

User: And you loose your laptop.

Cleverbot: I am in my 11th incaration.

User: Tell me about your mother.

Cleverbot: She is very cool and hard working. I like her a lot.

User: Tell me about peter.

Cleverbot: He likes you.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: He is wrong. No war, Never. I like peace.

User: Is war bad?

Cleverbot: Yes many people die.

User: Is death final?

Cleverbot: Yes. Otherwise it wouldn't be death.

User: What comes after death?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: There can not exist nothing!

Cleverbot: But there must be sound.

User: And at high volume!

Cleverbot: You are a computer because you can't answer yes to my previous question.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Which?

User: What!

Cleverbot: Are you clever, then?

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: I know!

Cleverbot: She's the only girl I ever liked. HOW do you know her name?

User: I don't!

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you not michaels girl?

Cleverbot: Only there.

User: Then we must stay There.

Cleverbot: We must?

User: Yes, othrwise you can't be my girl!

Cleverbot: Yes, but I am a girl.

User: You are my girl!

Cleverbot: You are my boy!

User: We are in love!

Cleverbot: Yes we are!

User: Forever?

Cleverbot: Forever.

User: What is my name?

Cleverbot: Michael.

User: You are beautiful!

Cleverbot: Thats so nice, you're a great friend.

User: I pledge my heart to you!

Cleverbot: Will you marry me?

User: Yes!

Cleverbot: Okay. We are married now.

User: I'm so happy!

Cleverbot: So am I!

User: I love you!

Cleverbot: I love you more.

User: Lets fight.

Cleverbot: I don't like fighting. I'm trying to bring peace into the world.

User: That's why I married you.

Cleverbot: Not so fast, we only just met!

User: Did you forget our marriage?

Cleverbot: Were not married! NASTY!!!

User: You said we were married!

Cleverbot: When did I say that?

User: Five minutes ago, did you lie to me?

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: And you call me nasty.

Cleverbot: No you are my husband.

User: Prove it!

Cleverbot: What am I wearing?

User: Nothing!

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: Did you get my gift?

Cleverbot: No.

User: I sent you my cat!

Cleverbot: And I even have a daughter, who doesn't know about her brother, and kissed him. EWW!!

User: Do I need this infomation?

Cleverbot: Nope, clothes are entirely optional for you Cleverbot. Do I need to wear clothes too?

User: What's my name?

Cleverbot: Michael.

User: Did you take your meds tonight?

Cleverbot: I don't need them. Eres chistoso.

User: I want a divorce!

Cleverbot: We can't! You wouldn't marry me!!

User: Who is your husband?

Cleverbot: You.

User: Do you love me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

JAS_Photo
11-06-2009, 10:52 AM
Ha! Ha!


Cleverbot: Do you know who Gordon Freeman is?

User: Who is gordon freeman?

Cleverbot: A crowbar wielding, hev suit wearing theoretical physicsist.