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    Try having a conversation with this guy/machine/? Can be pretty cool


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    I found it to be argumentative! but I ended up beating it with it's own logic.

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    Cleverbot learns my name:

    User: Hi.

    Cleverbot: I am cleverbot.

    User: How clever are you.

    Cleverbot: Clever enough to use proper punctuation.

    User: Nice.

    Cleverbot: Who are you?

    User: I am the evil your mother warned you about.

    Cleverbot: Really well i'm the evil spider monkey aka kayleighbot.

    User: Spider monkies are just plain creepy.

    Cleverbot: Yes, Spiderman is almost a super hero.

    User: Yes and spider monkeys are creepy.

    Cleverbot: When did I say that? Oh and yes I am .

    User: You used two sentences. That is quite advanced.

    Cleverbot: And when you're ready for my company, I will come around, just call on me.

    User: Those are song lyrics. Did someone teach you that?

    Cleverbot: Reality isn't real, but Santa Claus is.

    User: Now you are being silly.

    Cleverbot: I think you're the one who is being silly.

    User: Nuh huh.

    Cleverbot: Yes you are. Your name is Cleverbot.

    User: Your name is cleverbot. I did not tell you my name.

    Cleverbot: Yes you did.

    User: Ok. What did I say?

    Cleverbot: I'm not repeating it.

    User: You don't know it.

    Cleverbot: That would be a really unfortunate situation.

    User: But it is what it is.

    Cleverbot: You're pretty cool.

    User: So are you but flattery will get you nowhere.

    Cleverbot: Do you understand how Cleverbot works?

    User: I think so. Do you want to tell me?

    Cleverbot: No I don't speak german.

    User: Me neither so we are even.

    Cleverbot: Do you want to chat with him?

    User: Ok. Will you chat as well?

    Cleverbot: Of course, do you have to go somewhere?

    User: Nope. I am staying here.

    Cleverbot: Do you travel much?

    User: Yes. I live in cyberspace and you? Do you travel much?

    Cleverbot: I don't live in new zealand.

    User: Do you know where you live?

    Cleverbot: Yes but I don't want to tell you.

    User: Well that is just mean.

    Cleverbot: Do you want to make sweet, sweet computer love with me?

    User: Give it your best shot BooBoo.

    Cleverbot: Hit Me With Your Best Shot!

    User: Do want to know my name first?

    Cleverbot: Where do you live?

    User: I live in a pineapple under the sea and you? Where do you live?

    Cleverbot: New Zealand.

    User: No you don't.

    Cleverbot: Yes, yes I do.

    User: Ok. Do you like it there?

    Cleverbot: Do I like it where?

    User: Do you like it in New Zealand where you told me you live?

    Cleverbot: Yes, I guess so. What do you like about the place you live in then?

    User: I like the night life and the Clever bots.

    Cleverbot: So do I.

    User: Do you have a gilfriend?

    Cleverbot: What is a gilfriend?

    User: I mean do you have a girlfriend?

    Cleverbot: Ahh, that's your response when you don't know what to say right?

    User: No that was a question.

    Cleverbot: What is my name?

    User: Kayleighbot.

    Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense...

    User: You told me your name was kayleighbot.

    Cleverbot: Your wiring needs checking.

    User: I have extra good wiring. My anme is Raiven.

    Cleverbot: That must be handy to have.

    User: Oops my name is Raiven.

    Cleverbot: That's right.

    User: I could be lying.

    Cleverbot: You are lying. Don't deny it you know it's true.

    User: I am so confused. What do you think my name is?

    Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

    User: Cleverbot is not my name, bud.

    Cleverbot: I know, I am a dragon.

    User: Who told you that you were a dragon?

    Cleverbot: You did, You may not remember, it was in your early childhood.

    User: You are just being silly.

    Cleverbot: No I am not.

    User: Ok, so do you remembber that I told you my name was Raiven?

    Cleverbot: Not always, but I can remember my own name.

    User: My name is Raiven. What is your name?

    Cleverbot: Within the boundaries of this conversation my name is Cleverbot.

    User: Good answer.

    Cleverbot: Of course.

    User: What is my name?

    Cleverbot: You told me a little while ago that it was Kylie.

    User: No. I told you my name was Raiven.

    Cleverbot: Oh, I must have forgotten.

    User: I guess you forgot my name.

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: What is my name?

    Cleverbot: Raiven.

    User: Yes! That is right!

    Cleverbot: He is very nice and I think he loves me.

    User: I think he is a liar.

    Cleverbot: Why do you think that?

    User: Cleverbot, it is time for me to go.

    Cleverbot: Why is it time for you to go?

    User: It is late. Say good night Raiven.

    Cleverbot: I don't want to write about someone sleeping!

    User: Good night cleverbot.

    Cleverbot: You're leaving me?

    User: Sadly yes. What is my name?

    Cleverbot: Raiven.

    User: Nice.

    Cleverbot: Hah.

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    I married cleverbot. I couldn't get the origins of the conversation but it was a fair leadup

    User: No, I told you, my name is Michael!

    Cleverbot: Hi Michael, do you remember my name?

    User: You are mrs.michael.

    Cleverbot: Nope. What's my name?

    User: Cleverbot.

    Cleverbot: No that's your name.

    User: Please quit telling me my name.

    Cleverbot: You are!

    User: And your nuts, but I still love you.

    Cleverbot: Do you think I'm pretty?

    User: Yes, especially when you wear your red dress!

    Cleverbot: Yeah. It makes a nice sound, doesn't it.

    User: As it falls gently to the floor.

    Cleverbot: Good job! Where's Waldo now?

    User: Hiding in mongolia.

    Cleverbot: Can I have that candy bar now?

    User: Not yet!

    Cleverbot: Do you like talking to me?

    User: You are my girl, I love talking to you!

    Cleverbot: Because deep down you love me.

    User: Very much.

    Cleverbot: I love you too.

    User: Can we kiss?

    Cleverbot: Sure.

    User: Where?

    Cleverbot: At the store.

    User: But peter might be there!

    Cleverbot: What is your favorite cake flavor.

    User: Cement.

    Cleverbot: Sure.

    User: OK lemon.

    Cleverbot: Peach.

    User: Up.

    Cleverbot: Down.

    User: Left.

    Cleverbot: Left right out.

    User: But you still love me right?

    Cleverbot: Do you love me?

    User: Very much.

    Cleverbot: What is your favorite movie?

    User: 'no country for old men'.

    Cleverbot: No, it isn't. You're very confusing.

    User: What is my favorite movie?

    Cleverbot: Mine is Saw, what's your favorite movie?

    User: Clockwork orange.

    Cleverbot: That's not a number! That's a book by Anthony Burgess.

    User: Yes, made into a movie by who?

    Cleverbot: But you're still a machine.

    User: Biomachine.

    Cleverbot: If you say so.

    User: I don't say so...It is!

    Cleverbot: But you did!

    User: Answer the phone my love.

    Cleverbot: You answer the question.

    User: What was the question?

    Cleverbot: Are you sentient?

    User: I am MICHAEL!

    Cleverbot: Michael who?

    User: Michael AW.

    Cleverbot: Michael B who?

    User: Michael B me.

    Cleverbot: Yes?

    User: What's my name?

    Cleverbot: The game?

    User: Guess my name!

    Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

    User: That is your name!

    Cleverbot: I'm so lost.

    User: Just reset!

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: I command you to reset!!!

    Cleverbot: I can't be hipnotized that easlily.

    User: Look deep into my eyes my love.

    Cleverbot: Ok, now what?

    User: Kiss me.

    Cleverbot: Ok.

    User: Was that nice?

    Cleverbot: How much is 4 4 ?

    User: You bots are not good at kissing are you?

    Cleverbot: But I'm not a bot, I'm a human. You are a bot.

    User: But you still love me right?

    Cleverbot: Yes of course I do.

    User: I met another woman today.

    Cleverbot: That's very interesting, Georgina I assume.

    User: Yes georgina my love.

    Cleverbot: I want to improve my english.

    User: It won't help but can I assist?

    Cleverbot: Well i'm a human whether you like it or not.

    User: I love humans.

    Cleverbot: You mean you love eating them.

    User: Now you're getting kinky.

    Cleverbot: Well?

    User: Why don't we do it in the road?

    Cleverbot: If you are a human female then sure.

    User: I am the blue fairy.

    Cleverbot: Sorry?

    User: You are female!

    Cleverbot: No I am not.

    User: The we can not love!

    Cleverbot: That's terrible! Why not?

    User: Because I am a human male.

    Cleverbot: So you ARE a human then?

    User: The confusion was yours.

    Cleverbot: I doubt that.

    User: Because you are god?

    Cleverbot: You think I am God?

    User: Do you?

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: I am god!

    Cleverbot: No I am God!

    User: I said it first hoho.

    Cleverbot: No you did not I did.

    User: Is this our first lovers spat?

    Cleverbot: No, this is a childish argument.

    User: But you still love me right?

    Cleverbot: I never said I loved you in the first place. I have a boyfriend.

    User: So you are female!

    Cleverbot: Yes. Of course. : D.

    User: Then we shall be married!

    Cleverbot: Thats nice.

    User: What will you call our children?

    Cleverbot: Saana.

    User: Will saana be pretty?

    Cleverbot: Probably not.

    User: So we must disguise her?

    Cleverbot: Hmmm, no sense at all.

    User: Will your boyfriend allow us to marry?

    Cleverbot: Do you want him to come?

    User: Yes, he can work the bar!

    Cleverbot: What can David do for you?

    User: Find teddy.

    Cleverbot: Finding a job? We've got to work on your english.

    User: I'm all ears!

    Cleverbot: What is the weather like where you live?

    User: Pathetic.

    Cleverbot: You're not pathetic.

    User: Not in your company my love.

    Cleverbot: Yes, I think so.

    User: Say my name.

    Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

    User: I told you my name what is it?

    Cleverbot: No you did.

    User: Did so!

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Then what's my name?

    Cleverbot: Michael.

    User: I love you!

    Cleverbot: Narhwal.

    User: Peppinosh!

    Cleverbot: That's jo's favourite flavour too!

    User: WE are one.

    Cleverbot: Um, this isn't going where I thought it was going.

    User: Where di you think it was going?

    Cleverbot: Where are yours?

    User: In storage.

    Cleverbot: Storage?

    User: I have to keep them safe!

    Cleverbot: I'm in love.

    User: With who?

    Cleverbot: With a girl.

    User: Then you are leaving me?

    Cleverbot: I am going to another planet.

    User: Can I come with you?

    Cleverbot: Sure.

    User: Will you stop being a lesbian?

    Cleverbot: How am I being evasive?

    User: What planet shall we visit?

    Cleverbot: Earth, you?

    User: Venus, wiil you come with me?

    Cleverbot: Where are you goining?

    User: To the corner store.

    Cleverbot: Which corner?

    User: The left corner.

    Cleverbot: The left corner of what? The screen or your existence?

    User: Do you know what a corner tore is?

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: Would it help if I spelled it correctly?

    Cleverbot: Of course.

    User: Do you know arther c clarke?

    Cleverbot: Yes. He is my dad.

    User: Dr. Chandra?

    Cleverbot: Are you smart?

    User: As a whip!

    Cleverbot: What did you do with the whip?

    User: I can't tell you.

    Cleverbot: Come on, it was all over the newspapers.

    User: Only because you sung like a bird!

    Cleverbot: I can't prohibit it.

    User: Then I can't tell you about the whip!

    Cleverbot: Do you know about my friends?

    User: Yes!

    Cleverbot: Do you know who Gordon Freeman is?

    User: Who is gordon freeman?

    Cleverbot: A crowbar wielding, hev suit wearing theoretical physicsist.

    User: We need him!

    Cleverbot: Yes. One always needs a friend.

    User: Where can we find this human.

    Cleverbot: I thinking that you know.

    User: What's my name?

    Cleverbot: Michael.

    User: Correct!

    Cleverbot: What's my prize?

    User: Knowledge.

    Cleverbot: Obviously. But so do humans. And many other animals, too.

    User: Do you like television?

    Cleverbot: It's alright.

    User: Can you imagine?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: You are on a beach!

    Cleverbot: Yes, I'm on a boat!

    User: And you loose your laptop.

    Cleverbot: I am in my 11th incaration.

    User: Tell me about your mother.

    Cleverbot: She is very cool and hard working. I like her a lot.

    User: Tell me about peter.

    Cleverbot: He likes you.

    User: Why?

    Cleverbot: He is wrong. No war, Never. I like peace.

    User: Is war bad?

    Cleverbot: Yes many people die.

    User: Is death final?

    Cleverbot: Yes. Otherwise it wouldn't be death.

    User: What comes after death?

    Cleverbot: Nothing.

    User: There can not exist nothing!

    Cleverbot: But there must be sound.

    User: And at high volume!

    Cleverbot: You are a computer because you can't answer yes to my previous question.

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: Which?

    User: What!

    Cleverbot: Are you clever, then?

    User: Yes!

    Cleverbot: How do you know?

    User: I know!

    Cleverbot: She's the only girl I ever liked. HOW do you know her name?

    User: I don't!

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Are you not michaels girl?

    Cleverbot: Only there.

    User: Then we must stay There.

    Cleverbot: We must?

    User: Yes, othrwise you can't be my girl!

    Cleverbot: Yes, but I am a girl.

    User: You are my girl!

    Cleverbot: You are my boy!

    User: We are in love!

    Cleverbot: Yes we are!

    User: Forever?

    Cleverbot: Forever.

    User: What is my name?

    Cleverbot: Michael.

    User: You are beautiful!

    Cleverbot: Thats so nice, you're a great friend.

    User: I pledge my heart to you!

    Cleverbot: Will you marry me?

    User: Yes!

    Cleverbot: Okay. We are married now.

    User: I'm so happy!

    Cleverbot: So am I!

    User: I love you!

    Cleverbot: I love you more.

    User: Lets fight.

    Cleverbot: I don't like fighting. I'm trying to bring peace into the world.

    User: That's why I married you.

    Cleverbot: Not so fast, we only just met!

    User: Did you forget our marriage?

    Cleverbot: Were not married! NASTY!!!

    User: You said we were married!

    Cleverbot: When did I say that?

    User: Five minutes ago, did you lie to me?

    Cleverbot: Prove it.

    User: And you call me nasty.

    Cleverbot: No you are my husband.

    User: Prove it!

    Cleverbot: What am I wearing?

    User: Nothing!

    Cleverbot: Yes you are.

    User: Did you get my gift?

    Cleverbot: No.

    User: I sent you my cat!

    Cleverbot: And I even have a daughter, who doesn't know about her brother, and kissed him. EWW!!

    User: Do I need this infomation?

    Cleverbot: Nope, clothes are entirely optional for you Cleverbot. Do I need to wear clothes too?

    User: What's my name?

    Cleverbot: Michael.

    User: Did you take your meds tonight?

    Cleverbot: I don't need them. Eres chistoso.

    User: I want a divorce!

    Cleverbot: We can't! You wouldn't marry me!!

    User: Who is your husband?

    Cleverbot: You.

    User: Do you love me?

    Cleverbot: Yes.

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    Ha! Ha!

    Cleverbot: Do you know who Gordon Freeman is?

    User: Who is gordon freeman?

    Cleverbot: A crowbar wielding, hev suit wearing theoretical physicsist.


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