Originally Posted by
Mad Aussie
Heard in Redneck Mission Control Arkansas ...
"Houston ... we have a problem. Wally here wants to go 10-200 ... and ahhh on the QT there big brother, I gotta tell ya ... Papa Bear here just ain't ready fer another poop party in a confined space. Permission to jetison him out and pick his nasty ass up on the reeeturn trip ... 10-4 Good buddy"
"Ah negatory there Papa Bear ... negatory on the jetison. Wally may stink like the north end of a south bound hog but he's the only one that can land that sucker when you git back. Suggest you jam one those jelly donuts of yours up the snozzer and settle in for a long journey. 10-4"
"Roger that Houston ... and thanks fer nuthing, but I'ma warnin ya's raght now ... if Wally steals my donut for lunch he's space swimming for the moon and I'll take ma chances with the splashdown. Odds gotta be better fer survival! Papa Bear ... out!"