D'Arcy "I'm a border collie and I am making sure you stay in this paddock"

Irish "I'm a horse and way bigger. If I wanted to I could smash you like a bug"

D'Arcy: "nope, I am keeping you in place"

Irish : "Are not! I'm staying here because I WANT to. And there's this fence you stupid dog"

D'Arcy: "AM SO!"

Irish: "ARE NOT!!!"


It went downhill from there