Right jjeling ... your under arrest for Trespass on Private Property, Possession of an Illegal Substance, Urinating on Public Land, Holding Your Own on Public Land, and Mistreatment of a Minor (namely the batteries)!

And, due to your 2nd version being posted now .... be thankful I don't also take you for Failure to Burn Highlights and Excessive Use of Unnecessary Shadow as well.