What Does a Scotsman Wear Under His Kilt

[Iguanasan]

Hahahaha.. lol.

[Runmonty]

It reminds me of the famous Marilyn Monroe scene (but with the added bonus of bagpipes).

I have a mate who is a Scot. Whenever asked what's under his kilt, his standard response is "your wife's lipstick"

[asnow]

Whenever asked what's under his kilt, his standard response is "your wife's lipstick" .

That's funny. I didn't think of Marilyn Monroe when I took the picture. But it fits.